Mostly I just wanted a thread in which I could share this:
My kids were playing Dark Hide And Seek (it's hide and seek, in the dark, played with flashlights) and then transitioned to Jail (which just seemed to involve my daughter shouting at my son to get back in his prison cell and him falling down laughing at her prison warden voice) and then my daughter (7 yrs) said "OK now let's play Cops and Robbers!" and my son (11 yrs) asked her, "How do you play that?" And she explained "You be the robber, you go rob the bank and then I'll be the cop! I'll sit here and eat donuts and drink coffee and wait and then go catch you and put you in jail!" When he went to go rob the bank she turned to me and said, "Do you know why cops eat donuts and drink coffee so much? It's to keep them awake! All the sugar, from the donuts, and the caffeine, in the coffee!"
ahahahahahahaha XD
So ok amuse me with your stories of childly awesomeness. *^__^*