When I first had problems with my wood I was ashamed to look for help, it made me feel insecure of fulfilling my projects and fully satisfy the needs of my lovers... I mean, every time the Giants bestowed giant love over me I had no wood to give.
Thank goodness for the shady enchanted forests so woodies can wack in peace until they can't wack anymore. No more fights for the biggest wood or wondering if you'll ever see wood again. :D