stories with bears

(Patrick)

I pretended to lose my fortune years ago, so that at my funeral nobody will suspect special effects when hell opens up and swallows my body.

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Notes

Terminus
Here, at the end of all things ? I'm glad I'm with you.
FREE DRUGZ!
To ease your passing.
I'll never let go, Jack.
Don't Judge Meeeeee!
I have fat arms and I was too tired to pull you up. :'c (