Attack of the 50ft cyclop Stoot! Start running everyone. He is a softie really, but his lack of depth perception and over enthusiasm for wanting to hug fellow Glitches will cause him to crush our homes and towers with his gigantic feet while roaring his catchphrase "SOOOOOOON!"
To make a giant stoot, it appears one needs copious quantities of reddish burlap, a spotlight, 1000 mullets, and a season's worth of virginal bridal gowns.
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