"It definitely had eyes because I could see it gazing out at me!"

In related news, "Potato Ghost" is the name of my new band. We don't have any songs yet.

Your first song should be "Come on Baby Mash me One more Time" followed by an amazing one hit wonder of "It's Tater Time" and then come out of the coffin with "Talking bout My Potato"!

The potato ghost is just the first manifestation. Next the halls of your tower will run yellow with butter. It's an event I call 'The Spudding'.

When that happens, the only thing to left to do will be to alert OMG Bacon! and get yourself a fork.

Of course, someone will have to imagine a fork first, but there's no time like now.

Could she use a spork artifact?