I was still laughing to myself about your comment Loupin when I went to bag up some pork chops for the freezer. I was so deep in thought that I actually wrote Beaver Gaps and today's date on the bag before realising and scribbling it out and writing pork chop.
Does anybody have any advice about how I explain to the next person going in the freezer why there is a bag in there with the words beaver gap on it? (Damn you Loupin;)
I've just had a visit from some men in black suits and dark glasses who said something about there being no such thing as Project Beaver Gap and then shone a bright light in my eyes..........cant remember much after that although I'd like to know why my backside is sore and i can taste rube............
Okay, telling people the above when they open the freezer will only make the situation worse. Taste of Rube...so wrong...
I think I may say I was trying to spell cleaver chop or or Bieber Bop...actually I may fees up the truth if it comes to the latter.
I am rather proud i hold the new title of "most wrong thing said in Glitch"
Also - imagine explaining why you've written "Beaver Gap" on the back - no one will believe it, I would take the radical Approach of perhaps making a new label with "Rube Lube" written on it....
Don't put that into my head! I have to bag up Portuguese chicken next. [Repeats to myself] Don't think Rube lube, don't think Rube lube.
You deserve an award in the form of a sick bag;)
I showed potential Beaver Gap pork chop freezer finders this thread. They seemed more concerned by the convo on here than when they found the pork chop. Crisis averted! They also added that they've known you are all weird since the testiclegate incident the other week (lem.to/p/KTOs).
Ahhhh i remember that fateful day when i discovered Rube Lube......there i was milking butterflies and thinking generally about hyperspace transportation for wildlife instead of worm hogging ALL the action and next thing I know - I'm milking a rube instead of a butterfly! In shock he said "Please stop doing that in about 10 minutes"..... I felt cheapened and used but he did give me a doll and tell me what I should warm my hands up next time. Whats for dinner?
Via IM I suggest to Loupin that they need an award for wrongness and Loupin suggest the title: Inaurgal Loupin Award for Oral Wrongness
Even that sounds wrong:) Loupin's doing something right.
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Does anybody have any advice about how I explain to the next person going in the freezer why there is a bag in there with the words beaver gap on it? (Damn you Loupin;)
I think I may say I was trying to spell cleaver chop or or Bieber Bop...actually I may fees up the truth if it comes to the latter.
Also - imagine explaining why you've written "Beaver Gap" on the back - no one will believe it, I would take the radical Approach of perhaps making a new label with "Rube Lube" written on it....
You deserve an award in the form of a sick bag;)
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Reflect on this: we live in a world where such a sentence can be typed.
Even that sounds wrong:) Loupin's doing something right.