can't help - they follow me everywhere...

No doubt they'll leave a mess of feathers and god knows what behind.

I'm just speculating as to the symbolism of all the cherries laying around. *peers over the top of her glasses* Hmmmmmmmmm.... *makes notes*

Your love seat looks far too satisfied by this turn of events. And the trail of cherries leads from there...

I'm hoping the love seat will eat those chickens Diablo let loose in my bedroom.

Diablo, did you bring that chicken up from Naraka?

And I just noticed that note is written in BLOOD RED WRITING.

what a mean looking couch it looks ready to bite lol

*Someone* left their cherry in my bed, but I'll never say who...

I'll only take blame for the salmon! :P