Were you reading Global last night?
"this is egg-cellent!"
I shell now squeeze chickens.
I was white about that!
I'm cracking up!
I'm all beat from squeezing chickens.
Chick out the trophy I just got!
I need to take a break from squeezing chickens.
I'm so egg-cited!
I've had enough of these horrible jyolks.
These puns are rotten!

Gah! No, I taught this gnome months ago, and generally stay off of Global to save memory.

"I need to take a beak from squeezing chickens", I think you mean :)