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Spaghetti Thompson

Well, we sent a woman, distinguished diplomat Iris H. Breakfast. She still will be wearing a top hat, as that is the custom of our people. Huzzah for the mink! Our Kettlebird has no such distinguished origin story, but sings each afternoon 'round teatime, and as such was an obvious choice for state animalian mascotry. Regards, S. Thompson, Earl of Grey PS: The frilly cuffs are for crumb-catching. Politeness!

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  1. Minkey

    exactly what I needed after four hours of statistics class!!!! bravo and thank you!!!


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PPS: Line breaks... now 100% more implied!


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