As a result of the amazing response to this thread, I have a funpickle (aka Special Item That Only Beta Testers Get) to auction. All proceeds will go directly to my friend, who -- not realizing how valuable it was -- recently sold his funpickle via tower SDB for 10k.
This auction will run for 24 hours -- closing at 7 pm Eastern Time on Wednesday, October 3.
Please leave bids here rather than using in-game IMs or mail. Currants only, please!
Thanks for your interest, and huge thanks to HitGirl for her generous pickle donation.
Edited to add: All bids should be placed with the assumption that this pickle has already dropped its GNG.