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500 RUBIES TO BE WON! ( AND THE WINNER IS......................)

EDIT: Well Folks - This is it, the moment virtually no-one has been waiting for.   We've had some amazing entries which have made us laugh, cry and indeed go "what film is that then?"

Highlights for me included the use of the word "Gltich" instead of a word from the film title - I also liked that people went to the effort of saying the film title too for those of us that are basically a bit slow.  Frankly i'm also surprised that someone didn't come up with Uncle Shuck - that would have been a sure fire winner!

But the result....he said sliding open shiny envelope.....

In second place and getting 100 Rubies is......."Bureaucrocodile Dundee - The Cat Face" 

And the Winner is..............."Four Weddings and a Funpickle - Mildmay"

Mildmay already has the prize of 500 rubies and was genuinely shocked and pleased.

On a serious note, that you all, its been great fun and i've loved reading them all.  I'm working on the next competition so keep them peeled.    Mwah X3
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You heard it right.....500 Red Sparkly Wonderfully....err....RED rubies that are as red as a ruby can be.  But how can he be so crazy? i hear you cry....well, like Walt Disney used to say "Loupin, you rock man!"

Here's the new competition....inspired by the last

Take any film title you like but turn it into a glitch film title - the one that makes fizzy pop snort out of my nose in laughter or is just generally clever will win the 500 rubies.........

For example, one of my personal favs is the Shawsplank Redemption.......

Go for it people......also attempts to ingratiate yourself with me in the game just to win will be met with firm acceptance......

Posted 12 years ago by Loupin Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Attack of the Killer Crabato!
    Posted 12 years ago by Mildmay Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The NevURending Story

    More clever than funny lol
    Posted 12 years ago by White Tiger Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ilmenskie Jones and the Plain Crystal
    Posted 12 years ago by Godiva Subscriber! | Permalink
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    Magical Mystery Splank

    Splank (for Help)

    Let It Splank
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    Posted 12 years ago by Zooo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sleepless in Ilminskie
    Posted 12 years ago by Iolana Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Im goona run it for a couple more days people

    any more "Casasplanka" or "Raising Arannazona" will be greatfully accepted
    Posted 12 years ago by Loupin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The 11th Element..(The 5th Element)
    Posted 12 years ago by Jeasilver Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Glitch King
    Posted 12 years ago by zoey10189st Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A Bubble Tree Grows in Bortola
    Posted 12 years ago by Iolana Subscriber! | Permalink
  • okay, one more "The Tears of the Rube"
    Posted 12 years ago by Zooo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Robin Hood: Men in Buttfeathers
    Posted 12 years ago by Kristen Marie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The Race to Yellow Crumb (before the nerf) [race to witch mountain]
    or
    The race to the tool vender

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    Posted 12 years ago by Golden Apple Subscriber! | Permalink
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    The Rubefather 
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    Posted 12 years ago by Oh Fudge Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Gone with the Rube.
    Posted 12 years ago by Jellybelly Baby Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Has anyone said this one yet? The Shawsplank Redemption

    and! 

    Groddle Forest Gump
    Sno Cones of Kilimanjaro
    Cubimal Farm
    Plop Fiction
    Posted 12 years ago by Mildmay Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Mild - i think i may have said it in my introduction but obviously i now LOVE your entry!!!!
    Posted 12 years ago by Loupin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ah, I just saw that! Okay, sorry. 

    The Groddlefather. 
    Posted 12 years ago by Mildmay Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Just entering for fun here.

    The Giants Must Be Crazy (The Gods Must Be Crazy)
    Dude, Where's My Pettings? (Dude, Where's My Car?)
    The Lord of the Glitches: Fellowship of the Giants
    The Lord of the Glitches: The Unfinished Tower
    The Lord of the Glitches: Return of the Rook
    Posted 12 years ago by Sarabanda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Rook Who's Talking
    Posted 12 years ago by E D D I E Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Robin Hood: Men in Buttfeathers

    from Kristen Marie.. LOVE IT
    Posted 12 years ago by Zooo Subscriber! | Permalink
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    Posted 12 years ago by BubblegumEpitaph Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Harold and Kumar Go to Hell Bar

    Teenage Mutant AFLC Frogs!  (Heroes doing yoga!  Froggie power!)
    Posted 12 years ago by Verrain Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Aargh, I can't stop now. Okay, last two. 

    The Jujusual Suspects

    Tinkertool Tailor Soldier Spy
    Posted 12 years ago by Mildmay Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Glitcheption :D
    Posted 12 years ago by Rutger Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Barnacula, starring Peter Crushing
    Posted 12 years ago by Prof Zb Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol @ Peter Crushing!!!!!!!!!!  this whole thread makes me happy  
    Posted 12 years ago by Minkey Subscriber! | Permalink
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    The Rocky Horror Snaps
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    Batterflyman Begins
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    Posted 12 years ago by Jellybelly Baby Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The list is getting quite long, so I’m not sure if I’m repeating anyone, but...

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    American History XS-1
    Barfield of Dreams
    Beverly Hills Plop
    Bubble Tea and the Women
    Bugs[bur]y
    Ele7en
    High School Musicblock
    Lemburger Hill
    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Beryls
    No-No Country for Old(er) Men
    Rube, Where’s My Car?
    The Glass M'Nudgery
    The Grand Mile
    The iMGnarium of Dr. Parnassus
    The Jethimadh Towering Inferno
    Throw Humbaba from the Train
    Van Smelting
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    The Wine, the Glitch and the Wardrobe
    Neva Nevawhere
    Swimming to Uralia
    Jethimadh Park
    The Folivoria Experiment
    Stoot

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    Dr. No-no
    From Rubric with Love
    Goldsplanker
    Thundersplank
    You Only Splank Twice
    On Her Majesty's Secret Splank
    Splankings Are Forever
    Live and Let Splank
    The Man with the Golden Plank
    The Spy Who Splanked Me
    Moonsplanker
    For Your Buns Only
    Octosplanky
    A View to A Splank
    The Splanking Daylights
    Licence to Splank
    Goldenbun
    Tomorrow Never Splanks
    The Splank is Not Enough
    Splank Another Day
    Uralia Royale
    Quantum of Splank
    Splankfall (unreleased)
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  • 2001 a Splank Odessy
    Posted 12 years ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
    •  Splank Hard 
    • Splank Hard 2 
    • Splank Hard with a Vengeance 
    • Live Free or Splank Hard 
    • also theres "A Good Day To Splank Hard" coming out next year  
    Posted 12 years ago by Smiling Flounder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A Zille-n leagues under the sea 
    Posted 12 years ago by Smiling Flounder Subscriber! | Permalink
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    Das Botler
    One Flew Over the Pollokoo's Nest
    Qurazy Heart
    Soldier of Fertilidust
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    This Means Whortleberry
    Tillymurry's Icon Do Bad All by Myself
    Trantsformers
    Trantsformers: Revenge of the Folivorian
    Trantsformers: Dark Patch of the Moon
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    Episode IV: A Newcot Hope
    Episode V: The Lempire Strikes Back
    Episode VI: Return of the Jethimadhi

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    Episode II: Attack of the Rubes
    Episode III: Revenge of the Rook

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