GOD Looking for Asslandia? DO NOT SPEAK OF ASSLANDINA! It's name has been changed to "Shim Shiri" (which was an alternate proposal mistakenly overlooked by our normally dilligent name-selecting committee).
I guess they've had complaints or something. Ugh. As if changing the name will change the fact that they are farting/burping monsters into which we go via anus. Yep... LOL gawd some people XD
Thanks, Rutger... although now instead of thinking of the name as something beautiful that rolls off the tongue, I will instead think of it as something even more offensive (or is it hilarious?) than the original name.