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Nuttin' for Glitchmas
This song is to the tune of "Nuttin' for Christmas" by Sid Tepper and Roy C. Bennett. It's about a griefer who won't get nuttin' for Glitchmas. I was going to post this for Glitchmas, but it doesn't look like that will happen. I hope you enjoy it!
I left my weeds in garden plots
Someone reported me
On ten chickens' heads I put Awesome Pots
Someone reported me
I gave a ton of Glitchen splanks
Evaded a train in Eglesgown Wanks
Dropped some plop in my friend's fish tanks
Someone reported me
Well I'm getting nuttin' for Glitchmas
'Cause I've been nuttin' but bad
The rest of the players are angry
The staff and the giants are mad
From people's home streets the stuff I took
Someone reported me
I spammed my die to roll a rook
Someone reported me
The one-use powders I tricked them to buy
Left a thirsty plot to dry
Threw in faces pumpkin pie
Someone reported me
Well I'm getting nuttin' for Glitchmas
They call me the menace to Ur
I've got a bad reputation
I won't get no presents, I'm sure
I ransacked my good buddy's home
Someone reported me
I said mean things with a garden gnome
Someone reported me
I made a crowd of Glitchen sneeze
Poisoned every region's trees
Fed a pig some stinky cheese
Someone reported me
Well I'm getting nuttin' for Glitchmas
My stocking will be full of coal
An empty cubi box, sneezed beans
If I'm lucky I'll get a rice bowl
The food at parties I rushed to grab
Someone reported me
I pinched, insulted every crab
Someone reported me
I threw a dozen notes in shrines
Left half-finished rocks in mines
I've been blocked a thousand times
Someone reported me
Well I'm getting nuttin' for Glitchmas
'Cause I have never been good
I've griefed, I've annoyed and I've stolen
I know I should change, yes I should
Live Help and Global Chat I've spammed
Someone reported me
Five thousand Glitchen traders scammed
Someone reported me
Gave tons of players a garlic kiss
Gifts this year I'm sure I'll miss
Why on Ur did I do all this?
Someone reported me
Well I'm getting nuttin' for Glitchmas
I wish I could travel through time
Or unlearn all of their memories
Forget all my history of crime
Don't grief those players whatever you do
'Cause if you do I'm warning you
You'll get nuttin' for Glitchmas
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Woah, nice song AC2k!
You should do It's Beginning to Look Like Glitchmas- wouldn't hurt to hope, eh? - Really cute - and brought back memories of players who did all those things (almost - I don't remember awesome pots on chicken heads and I do not even want to think of what happens when you feed a piggy stinky cheese)
- REALLY enjoyed this a lot! Good song!!
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Night-- I'd rather not write that, because I've already written a parody of the same tune.
Kookaburra-- I made a bunch of stuff up (putting Awesome Pots on chicken's heads, throwing pumpkin pie, dropping plop in fish tanks.) I thought that it would add interest to the song. As for the stinky cheese, I've never heard of anyone doing it and fortunately, it doesn't do anything to the piggies.
Thank you all for reading this! I'm glad you enjoyed it! - Nice!
- :) love it. This is one of my favorite goofy holiday songs.
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Made me laugh, and that's a good thing these days!
Wish we could have a few days of Glitchmas before this weekend...