This is just a little idea my friend Ewereka and I tossed around while we were knocking back all my extra hooch and cooking the other day.
I think it would be cool if we added another effect to the Smashed state. "Drunken Cooking".
You know how when you get really smashed you do and say things you wouldn't normally do and don't always remember it in the morning? Or you go to do something and it doesn't come out like you wanted it to at all? (Sometimes it just comes out plain WEIRD and it leaves you wondering what the heck you did to get that outcome.)
I propose that when Smashed your Cooking results come out rather.... Odd.
Like... you have a 40% chance of getting the dreaded Failed Dish-- which, when eaten, actually REMOVES energy, and/or mood BUT adds on 2 - 20 iMG daily. (Like you couldn't eat 50 Failed Dishes and get 100 - 500 iMG. That'd be an unfair advantage and an obvious way to cheat the levels. 8c)
A 20% chance of getting NOTHING AT ALL. You were so smashed you accidentally threw everything out instead of cooking with them. (This could either take away your ingredients or eject them all over the floor.)
A 35% chance of getting what you actually meant to cook, no weird chances whatsoever.
And a 5% chance of getting something COMPLETELY RANDOM. Say... you meant to make an Orange Juice but what you got was a Cedar Plank Salmon or an Awesome Stew or a cup of Flour.
It'd take a lot of coding, but it would be fun and we could even add on some more cooking achievements for it. 8D