We have antlers, we all have something to say, why not combine these two things to create "Rantlers"?
The look is the antlers we now have, but Rantlers would come with 25 characters of text that one can customize that displays when other glitches are within a certain range just like whatever you type in local chat. This would appear once as you enter a street and other glitches are present. Think of it as a, um, mood rack. Yeah, that's it.
The text would be customizable via your butler who of course helps you dress.