In light of this new batch of super-rare items, I've thought of a way to afford some of them. Kestin's Soul is a one-of-a-kind commodity, so act now! Do you think you're worthy of owning my soul? Post your bids and find out!
Note: item does not show up in-game, or anywhere else. In fact, it is not an item, but a concept, one you may or may not believe exists to begin with. If any bids are placed, the highest bidder will essentially be giving me free money. I reserve the right to say "just kidding" if I find myself about to die and suddenly decide I'm paranoid about going to hell. It's a nice place, but I don't drink wine, so I'd always be pooped. You know how it is.