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[STUPID THING IS CLOSED] Selling my Soul - Certificate of Ownership Included
Title says it all. Bid what little it's worth. Will leave it open for 48 hours from now roughly.
Comes with the following note:
Title: Certificate of FyodorD's Soul Ownership
Body: I hereby certify that I turn over full ownership of my blackened soul on this day, whatever day it is, to whomever happens to be holding this paper. It is yours, do with it what you will.
Fyo
Replies
- 1 currant
- 1k currants :D
- 2k currants :P @ The Rook
- 4k
- Do you have a soul to sell??
- 4K and a piggy plop :P
- 5k
- 5k and a bigger bag filled with Ilmenske Joneses.
- 7k
- 10k
- 12k
- glitch drive peoples crazy :D
- 15k I will have Fyo's soul even if I have to sell The Rook to the Rube!!! mwahahahahaha
- 30k! :D Two can play at this game! Mwuhahahahahaha
- 50k and 250 planks
- 60k
- a sandwitch, a cold taco, and a get out of hell free card
- 666 currants.
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500k
;) - What????? You are kidding.....
- :O Really?
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You and I both already know that your soul already belongs to me, but if you insist on this charade...
525k. - 600k. I wont be beaten!
- Are you all serious? Crazy, crazy people. Do you realize how worthless my soul actually is?
- I bid more than for just your soul now, FyodorD, I bid to own the most expensive soul sold on glitch
- 750k
- 50k and 250 planks, take it or leave it
- 760k
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800k
I have plans for your soul - *Sigh* I will go for broke. *Drumroll* ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND CURRANTS!
- 666 currants
- 1.5 m
- I apolagise FyodorD, I have simply run out of currants to spend.
- One GAZILLION currants! *pinkie to mouth*
- @The Rook: no worries. it was valiant sir.
- Sweet! *laughs maniacally* Ohhhhhh dear lost soul, we shall have soooo much fun together!
- Well, I expected better results than this honestly. But if this is the best you can do, I guess it is acceptable. Leaving it open, as originally stated. Try not to be so weak in the future...
- I bid a personalized picture of me in a bubble bath wearing my viking helmet with a bubble beard holding up something with your name written on it.
- That's cheating!
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Since Pappa legba beat me to it... I will offer the next most evil thing.
A PAIR OF DIRTY UNDERWEAR - I see that bid and raise it, topless!
- damn... bested
- I'll take a personalized nekkid snap of my avatar on the floor of your tower of your own choosing.
- I will launch Justin Bieber into space, and lob Honey Boo Boo into Canada for giving us Bieber.
- and the bids can stop. I don't think Rev can be beat.
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I will do it topless. ;)
Just beat Rev. -
I add one piece of string to LM's offer.
edit: to clarify, this is to put her further over the top and is intended to aid her, not to compete with her - LOL Lube you Avery
- Bested again!
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Ok, so:
- 1.5 currants
- Personalized bubble bath pic of Yeti holding my name
- Dirty underwear
- Topless dirty underwear? Or just topless, who can tell
- Random other nonsense
While they are tempting, especially Yeti's, I am somehow thinking 1.5 million currants sounds the best. But the Viking Helmet custom shot is a helluva thing to pass up. Hmmmm.