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- *pushes corpse of a doctor behind the curtain* Wait, we CAN be crazy? Oh man...
- This used to be such a nice, quiet hospital. Then they started letting all of these sick people inside.
- so I'm only allowed to be crazy here? :(
- be crazy or calm.... your choice :)
- i like bananas
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moistly, rainmaker
wanders painlessly, flea howls
weakly, lewd quiet -
bordello seduces
halfhearted canoes gloating
methodical sad -
GAH! I don't know what or how...huh? But the purple shirt shouldn't be...no. The....the gorilla needs to stay where...wait, where is the....the.....the table.....I don't....the water.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - I have beef, but no garlic and no salt. Does this mean I will get diabetes?
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I'm strangely fascinated by Moe Anthropomorphism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moe_a... -
In reckoning the days I have
Left on this earth I will use
No fingers - I think this is my favorite thread of all time.
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I had a thought, but lost it
so I created another thought to find it - Lucky people who can still HAVE bananas and not have to buy it at $12/ bunch.......... I'll just follow the lead of my frankly insane school mates and start a game of apple footie.
- back in my day, we didn't have bananas
- I haven't burnt anything since they invented caramelisation !!!
- I like pie. I also like pi. I really like cherry pie. Cherry pi doesn't taste very good.
- I keep my M&Ms on my desk so nobody eats them.
- A half melted Lego Wicked Witch of the West stares me down daily.
- goodbye she cried from the bottom of the sea... you may be unlucky but you're lucky you ain't me...
- If I smash my skull with this hammer, Glitch will probably be open when I wake up...
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Anyway, how's your sex life?
(go look up "The Room Movie" if you think I'm a total perv :| You are tearing me apart, Lisa!) - Is butter a crab?
- Can I Have Yo Numba? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTFZyl7hfBw
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Wait. No, no, no. It's:
Let's. Get. Dangerous.
*cape flourish*
(What, nobody remembers Darkwing Duck?) - yesterday, there was like a wasp flying around the house? so anyways, I was 2 scared to hit it cause if I missed, then I would have gotten a boo-boo... so while it was walking, I put one of cups on it, it was still alive after 2 hours!! so I sliped a paper under the cup and then slid toilet paper on the paper, so I wrapped toilet paper around the whole thing, filled the sink with water, and then put the little cup in the sink! and filled it up with water. after 15 minutes of being trapped with no oxygen, it was still alive!!! I didn't want to flush it because it might start flying and stinging me.. anyway, I made sure there was no oxygen and waited for 2 hours, it is dead now.
- Why didn't you just release it back into the wild? I think that is what I would have done, release it into the wild outdoors so that a bird, skunk, bear, badger, bat, weasel, wolverine, rat, or mice/mouse could have had a tasty feast.
- Meanwhile in another part of the 12 galaxies... the calvinball bounces into the room, chased by a 2 headed dog called Peach and Mr. Scruffles. As the dog is about to pounce on it, it b0uNcEs out an open window and then...
- It rains somewhere in Texas, Perry calls a press conference to say "I told you it would work.", and adds mandatory public prayer to his platform.
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some chickens..... er....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAZ... - Ah! a thought! I gently label it thinking and move on
- Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are You
But the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head
by my daughter - ice cold banana shakes!!
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spreads room temperature butter on a piece of soft white bread
squishes it between my fingers - amok amok amok amok
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My nerves are bad to-night. Yes, bad. Stay with me.
Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak.
What are you thinking? What thinking? What?
I never know what you are thinking. Think. - Be aware, this is your own mind. Do not litter. Please leave it as you would wish to find it. Your nearest exit may be above you.
- Lurking polyps.
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I saw it but I didn't believe it. Sitting there on the ground, just amazing it was still there! Nobody had seen it yet. I crept up and nabbled before anybody did. It was so perfect, so finely shaped, the amazing colour!
It was the most perfect piggy poop ever. - what's the least number of slices of meat you need to make a meat mountain? When does meat go from being a few slices, to a pile, to a towering cliff?
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if all the roots
were to face the stars
and the dead not shut
their eyes,
we would be like swans. - ice cold peanut butter banana shakes!!
- At St. Alfonzo's pancake breakfast, where I stole the margarine.
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The rain falls upon the just
And also on the unjust fellas
But mostly it falls upon the just
Cause the unjust have the just's umbrellas - RACHAEL RAY IS SO AWFUL I COULD CRY.
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El oh el, I've heard Bourdain say the same thing. What he has said about Sandra Lee though brings the funny.
Not too bothered by RR. Won't objectify, think she's cute. Knife skills are okay. Rich enough to buy and sell me a million times over. Think she'd be a fun hang. -
Haiku are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator -
LOL Kaessa.
Sometimes I just want.
No reason, rhyme, or money.
No one is hiring.
Also:
Quick! Ask Zoe,
"What stops X-rays?"
"Even dogs can't!"
Red fish vanish, then grow bigger.
Yaks hear noises under Jack's mattress.
I keep commas over long periods.
Peanuts! - The reset was and is always the future.... and the past..