You're welcome!! But, can you tell me why philosophers are such lushes? I mean, really, enough is enough, Ayn :)

Oh, Emanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable!
Heidegger, Heidegger was boozy begger who could think you under the table!
David Hume could out consume William Fredderick Hagel!
And Witgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlaegel!
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist...
And Socrates himself was permanently pissed!

hah!! where do I know that song from?? probably from well over twenty years ago in school....memories...

I have never heard this song. The lyrics are definitely amusing!

I googled. They're by Monty Python. :D

That song brings back (fragments of) memories...

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptg...