Day three of our tour of Ur and beyond. Strung out on no-no and face smelters. Sick of sleeping in the basements of abandoned apartment blocks.
The %^&@$! drummer died one too many times and is stuck in hell, pooped and afk. We need a new drummer. And the fluegelhorn section was last seen jumping around in Lexdistim Guitur suspected to have fallen into a pit under a hollow tree. Contact me or Cleops to audition to be in the band.
Wrote two new song today, "Meatjoy" and "Knockin' Sloths". The scream of the fail whale at the end of Knockin' Sloths will be EXCELLENT. I'm still thinking about the lines "Naraka's torment, hell pig quibble/ Glitchens screaming as they nibble". Yeah, I was on no-no when I wrote it, but is "quibble" badass enough for Gllltch metal? Thinking.
We also need roadies and groupies. Bring hooch!!!