Please sell me one little piggy to place on my desktop.
Make him so I can name him and pet him and watch his little butt wriggle and hear him grunt his thanks any time I want.
Let me have this little piece of Ur to make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside and let me smile and relive fond memories any time I want with a single petting action.
If that's too hard how about a little animated piggy gif?
Please?
Pretty please?
Pretty please with a cherry on top?
*Big pleading puppy dog eyes*
*And heartbreakingly cute wobbling bottom lip*