Dear Lovers of Bruce,
Have you always wondered what it would be like to work under a perfectionistic, self-important, easily-distracted procrastinator for nothing more than the pervasive sense of personal dissatisfaction that comes from being overworked, under-appreciated, and totally taken for granted?
Well now’s your big chance! The "Where’s Bruce?" Project needs YOU!
Example ̶M̶i̶n̶i̶o̶n̶ Assistant Duties:
• providing encouragement and semi-believable flattery to me on a regular basis
• compiling lists of participants
• determining which participants appeared with S-items, and who appeared with which ones first
• double-checking participant list and location snapshot entries against final image to make sure no one was overlooked
• checking participant list against previous lists to determine which and how many are repeat victims
̶M̶i̶n̶i̶o̶n̶ Assistant Qualifications:
• familiarity with forum and snapshot navigation
• attention to detail (like, near-obsessive attention to detail)
• ability to count
• high tolerance for boring, repetitive tasks
• love for list-making and data collection/collation
• willingness to communicate via real-world email (so I can send you the super top-secret Bruce image file)
• ability to keep secrets
Potential Rewards:
• sneak previews of Bruce images
• being on the inside of one of the coolest player-created group projects around
• permanent placement on the “Possibly Less Annoying than Most People” list
• occasional displays of my undying gratitude and other melodramatic outbursts
• possible involvement in future attempts to take over the world
Interested? Don't miss this unique opportunity! Reply below, or contact me in-game via IM or mail message. No previous ̶m̶i̶n̶i̶o̶n̶ assistant experience required! Although that would be a plus. As would the ability to laugh convincingly at my jokes.
Love,
Siren, ̶M̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Totally Non-Hierarchical Facilitator of Bruce Ceremonies