The piggy can't get out of the ropes and begins to thrash, sending the ship lurching quarazily in all directions.
The captain begins telling it about the Greedy Street Spirit to calm it down...
Another pirate pours out the orange juice from earlier because it contains water. Then, it spits in the water, because it realized that spit contains water. Then, he realizes that he contains water. Courageously (and rather stupidly), he jumps into the ocean.
"You idiot! I didn't say 'abandon ship!'" The first pirate screams. "Get back on the ship! we need you!"
Unfortunately, nobody hears. The pirates are following the example of the pirate who jumped overboard. They throw each other into the water. Then, one of them tries to throw the sea piggy into the water. He succeeds!
Now the ship looks like it won't sink. Unfortunately, the pirates don't know that. They try to throw the kitty into the water, but the kitty has sharp claws and the pirates back away.
The kitty follows its nose, smelling the delicious scent of cream, but the cave is guarded by a swarm of bats! (is it swarm, or is there another word?) The bats titter at the kitty all at once, making it hard to tell what they are trying to say.
The kitty sniffs the guano and wrinkles its nose. Where is the cream? It goes to a grassy field and rolls around, rubbing off most of the disgusting goo. Once clean, it starts up toward the mountain. The pretty white stuff at the top looks like cream...
Poor kitty heli's around for days in the Groddle Forest, attempting time and again to clear the tree branches and make it to the cream capped mountains. But alas, the little kitty is distracted once again by the trees begging for attention and water.
Kitty licks the cream. It's not as good as it's favorite kind. Actually, it's barely worth licking up at all. Then, Kitty runs into a sno cone vendor.
"Warm enough for you?" The sno cone vendor asks.
"...Mrow," Kitty replied.
The sno cone vendor gives Kitty a present. It looks like the cream, except a different color. Kitty politely licks it. Wow! That tastes different. Kitty thanks the sno cone vendor, and in return gives these things Glitchen keep dropping (they seem to call it "currents" or something...). Then, kitty hurries to go look around the area a little. So cold...
And Kitty continues on, in the cold and white until, Kitty enters a warm spot in the cold and white. Hmmm strange....it was cold and white and now warm and white. Oh well, a good spot as any for a nap, Kitty decides. And Kittty snuggles right into that warm furry white wall that smells a little funny.
The pirate captain sticks his head out of the helicopter (which flies the jolly roger) sees the yeti and bellows (he stubbornly refuses to admit that it was more like a scream). The yeti glares back. The pirate captain scoops up the kitty, gets back into the seat and begins piloting the helicopter away as fast as possible.