₡ 1,000,000 Currants for Every Hidden Achievement Discovered (with upload time no later than December 31 2011)
It has come to light that hidden achievements previously unheard of lurk within the realm of Ur. Some of these achievements have remained undiscovered for many months, even dating back to Beta days. One such case surfaced this morning in the form of Holy Zamboni. This achievement had not been stumbled upon even accidentally by anyone at any time in the past 5 months, and is also not listed in the Encyclopedia.
There is a 99.9999999% chance*** other such secret achievements exist. Other than the fact that secret achievements are no longer really secret once discovered, they were still at one point a mystery, much like the Holy Zamboni having gone under the radar for many Glitchian years...
I am offering a 1 million currants bounty to the verified original discoverer of each hidden achievement that has been undiscovered as of February 24 2012. The hidden achievement must also have an upload date no later than December 31 2011 (so "old" hidden achievements that no one has stumbled upon yet). This offer stands for each newly discovered hidden achievement fitting the aforementioned criteria; thus if you discover 3, then your prize is 3 million. Hidden achievements are qualified by their lack of entry in the official Encyclopedia page. Hidden achievements also do not have a URL linked to the achievement name when viewing on profile feeds and your achievements page. They also do not appear in the API.
No Longer a Hidden Achievement
Cubimal Wrangler | Have held at least 1 of each of the 23 Cubimals in your inventory at some point
Existing Hidden Achievements
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2011
- Ascended | Level 1+ Beta [No longer obtainable]
- Beta Cherub | Level 11+ Beta [No longer obtainable]
- Beta Seraph | Level 23+ Beta [No longer obtainable]
- Beta Ophan | Level 31+ Beta [No longer obtainable]
- Shiny Happy Beta Angel | Level 41+ Beta [No longer obtainable]
- Archangel of Beta | Level 61+ Beta [No longer obtainable]
- Archistratege of Beta | Level 83+ Beta [No longer obtainable]
- Hypersupermagic Clareangel | Level 101+ Beta [No longer obtainable]
- 11 Secrets of the Jethimadh Tower Base | Went to all 11 secret locations in the Jethimadh Tower: Base hub
- Holy Zamboni | Crunched 1009+ Ice
- Super Awesome Intern | A super-special, ultra-unique, "thank you for being a snowflake" award for your outstanding contribution to Glitchology. [No longer obtainable]
- 11 Clusters of DNAja vu | Found all 11 DNA's
- Hairball Gonzales | Covered an arbitrary amount of distance (i.e. as far as possible) when using Essence of Hairball
- Rook Ranger | Used Essence of Rookswort during a real Rook Attack (not dice-rolled)
- Elementary Penguin | Used 3+ Essences of Purple
- Confounder of Logic | Unlearned Unlearning I (1) [No longer obtainable]
- Pop Idol | Pulled open 13+ Glitchmas Crackers
- Licensed To Brush Foxes | Talk to the Fox Ranger at any Habitat, Park, or Reserve
2012
- Barman of Death | Ended the useful life of 3 cultivated items using Wine of the Dead
- Noise-Bringer | Made metal music for sloths
- The Cigar | Came very close to top contributor status (Place 27th, 28th, 29th, or 30th in a Feat)
- The Walking Frozed | Froze your brain 11 times
***31.4159% chance all statistics are made up