Conspiracy theories are rife. Current finger is pointed firmly at Helga. There are certain rumours floating around of an Uncle Friendly-Rube liaison behind Helga's back.
Y'know, Osiris, I didn't notice the appropriateness of that particular name on the sign until you mentioned it just now...and now the whole thing is even funnier...to me, at least.
no?
*chucklefit*
*dies*