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Conversations with a Newbie

My best friend joined this game during the failed feat of inviting people and he has enjoyed the game much more than he expected.

Since I have been playing for almost a year there are things that I have forgotten were new or scary. Some of his observations and beliefs have had me cracking up.

He said he didn't mind, so I will post some of our conversations here.

Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Yay
    Posted 12 years ago by Tibbi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks: Is there any way for someone else to take your currents?
    Empyreal: No... that's pretty much impossible.
    favrerocks: I was in a room and there was some lightning and I think it took my currents
    Empyreal: Oh, that's sharding of quoins! You're GETTING currants.
    favrerocks: Ah!
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • While following me so that he could see some cool "rooms" (he calls streets "rooms"):

    favrerocks: Could you jump so I get the pills?
    Empyreal: I don't know what you mean, pills?
    favrerocks: Those things that give you imagine.
    Empyreal: Ohhh! Those are quoins!
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks ate a Garlic. Something smells funky. You -1 Mood.
    favrerocks kisses you. Wooeee, that is stinky! -3 mood, +2 iMG
    Empyreal: Ewww garlic kiss
    favrerocks: lol
    favrerocks: I have to do 5
    Empyreal: I know
    Empyreal splanked favrerocks with a Plank. Energy -10
    favrerocks: ow
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well, we squeeze chickens for grain and milk the butterflies, so those *could* be floating pills up there... Glad your friend is having fun - please keep the conversations going (we old-timers need to remember what the new Glitchen might want to know).
    Posted 12 years ago by katyroo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The pills thing had me totally cracking up! From the mouths of newbs... :)

    Thanks for sharing this and welcome to the game to favrerocks!
    Posted 12 years ago by Yeti Spaghetti Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :)
    Posted 12 years ago by Sir Rachel Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lol!  Thanks!  Here's one that really cracked me up.  I waited outside the Ministry for my newb friend to get her card carrying papers.  She seemed to be in there a long time.  When she came out I asked if she got the papers, "No, I drank some water." 
    Posted 12 years ago by Brib Annie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks: I sold a token today for skills!

    Translation: He spent an emblem to reduce his learning time.
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • These are fantastic! And welcome favrerocks!
    Posted 12 years ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love it.  It's good to remember what it was like to be New.  There are a number of things that can be confusing.  We may laugh but if we were new now I wonder what we would do?
    Posted 12 years ago by Brib Annie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • These made me giggle. I remember empty water cups littered all over the land. Funny now but drove me nuts back then.   :D
    Posted 12 years ago by Miss Muffett Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks: Could you please move? Your head is in the way of the square I need to hoe.
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks: I just figured out something in Glitch and you are going to laugh how long it took me to figure it out. :D
    favrerocks: You gave me a collection of all the icons.
    favrerocks: But I just kept them in my bag and did nothing with them.
    favrerocks: I went to your street and used yours to refresh.
    favrerocks: Then it hit me.
    favrerocks: "I have a collection of those! I could put it on my street! And do the refreshing there!"
    Empyreal: ...yaaaaaaay
    favrerocks: LOL
    Empyreal: You could put them in your house
    favrerocks: My house is way too crowded
    Empyreal: Your house is small though
    Empyreal: I was wondering if I should tell you
    Empyreal: But I thought you might be using them by carrying them
    favrerocks: No, I was just carrying them around :D
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So charming! Keep them coming!
    Posted 12 years ago by CrashTestPilot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When we got the clubhouse quest through the butler, I made sure to tell favrerocks to “talk to his butler.”

    favrerocks: I saw the butler, then Im'ed him, "Hi, I think you're doing a great job."
    favrerocks: The butler said, "Hi" in response, but I think he meant it like "Hi..."
    favrerocks: Then I thought that was pretty embarrassing.
    Empyreal: Wait what is the difference between Hi and Hi...
    favrerocks: The second is a bit apprehensive
    Empyreal: But then later didn't you get the link to that quest?
    favrerocks: Yes, I did
    favrerocks: That's when I figured out that I was an idiot.
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • How much do I love faverocks?

    THIS MUCH.
    Posted 12 years ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks: I'm collecting mortat thingies even though I have no idea what they do
    favrerocks: mortar
    Empyreal: You grind them to make crystals or wall segments
    Empyreal: Wall segments expand your house or tower
    favrerocks: Then that's a good thing :)
    Empyreal: Indeed!
    favrerocks: I feel like I'm living at a hotel at my place, everything is in bags.
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • These are great! The conversations that stem from Glitchy sayings are unreal. Somewhere there is a thread about "stuff I never thought I would ever hear" which is stuff like "get away from my guano"; "do you think a pizza is a good trade for a purple flower" and other bizarre phrases that only make sense in the world of UR. If anyone can find that thread please link it.
    Posted 12 years ago by Holly Waterfall Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This reminds me of when that guy did a blog about watching the final season of LOST without ever having watched a single episode.
    Posted 12 years ago by Circe Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks: Last night I did the Tower :)
    Empyreal: Jethimadh?
    favrerocks: Yes
    Empyreal: Cool! I like the Gwendolyn character, very eerie
    Empyreal: It required jumping, did that go okay?
    favrerocks: It was tough but I got through it
    Empyreal: Any newbie thoughts? :)
    favrerocks: See? These are rooms!
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks: I was in a room and there was some lightning and I think it took my currents

    Brilliant...lol..

    The line above ( hope favrerocks didn't mind me quoting it. ) ....Is my favourite so far..lol 
    Posted 12 years ago by Cryztal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks: Oh wait, That's a bean season tree!
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think they're doing okay! I only realized yesterday that I could interact with things just by pressing enter. Man, do I feel stupid for getting pissy with the mining gangs getting in my way during the Sparkly feat.

    For me it's only been a bit over a month, but it feels like it's been a year. @A@
    Posted 12 years ago by Pika Pika Pikarin~! Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Enter is a good thing to know.  As a "Mouse person" I often forget the keyboard actions.  Most of them make things so much easier to do.  The "i" will give you a list of keyboard shortcuts.  Very useful!
    Posted 12 years ago by Brib Annie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I just want to say: GOOD JOB to Empyreal for not leaving your buddy hanging!   You are so nice to help with questions!

    Also. Welcome to Glitch Empyreal's buddy. :D
    Posted 12 years ago by Thursday Soleil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks: I teleported to a place that was already set as the last place I went to
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks: I went to Cepacol today to sell things.
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I miss my newbie days :(
    Posted 12 years ago by Draron Subscriber! | Permalink
  • May I put mine up on here?
    Posted 12 years ago by The Sunset Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sure, everyone welcome!
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • BEST. THREAD.
    Posted 12 years ago by Mikah Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Seriously.  If this was the only good thing to come out of or was in any way facilitated by the mass-invite feat, I'd say it's pretty much worth it.
    Posted 12 years ago by Circe Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks: I am figuring out how to jump in the room with the red bouncy rocks.
    Empyreal: Not sure what you mean?
    Empyreal: Oh, the trampolines in Kloro!
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks gets a gnome: lem.to/p/vcbi
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There's trampolines in this game?  Still so much I don't know!
    Posted 12 years ago by Celestialkiddy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • this guy is awesome
    Posted 12 years ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • After finishing Kloro and Haoma:

    favrerocks  OMG YES, OUT OF JUMPING ISLAND!!!
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • me to an experienced player: Why do you keep trying to electrocute me?

    experienced player: I'm not. This is called sharding and the "lightning" is splitting the value of the quoin between me and you.
    Posted 12 years ago by Ann DramaDuh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...favrerocks: I feel like I'm living at a hotel at my place, everything is in bags....

    Priceless!!!
    Posted 12 years ago by Zira Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Here's my problem with jumping (and hence this game):

    (20 years ago, my buddy's son, trying to teach me Mario Brothers): See that thing that's not there? Jump on it.

    Me: But I don't see that thing that's not there, by definition.

    Him: No, it's there.

    Me: I hate this. Let's play Madden.
    Posted 12 years ago by favrerocks Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @ faverocks - I have had the same view on Jumping but after almost two years and some upgrades I am starting to change my opinion.
    Posted 12 years ago by Brib Annie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Narwhal_Nikki  how do you do that?
    Narwhal_Nikki  with like the eyes and stuff
    You  That's what happens when you take a snap
    You  It's like a picture
    Posted 12 years ago by The Sunset Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks still can't plant behind my head: lem.to/p/AUwC
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • He's not playing, but this is what my boyf said to me when he came home from work and looked over my shoulder:

    "Your bees are glowing."
    Posted 12 years ago by Circe Subscriber! | Permalink
  • These are priceless. Welcome, favrerocks! Glad you're here!
    Posted 12 years ago by Fernstream Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks: omg! I incubated a chick!
    favrerocks: SO CUTE!!!
    Empyreal: lolol
    favrerocks: OMG PIGLET!!!
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks: The piglet grew up so fast!
    favrerocks: But the chick doesn't like me. :(
    Empyreal: how so?
    Empyreal: You have to feed it grain
    favrerocks: I have been
    favrerocks: But it stares back at me with unblinking eyes when I look at it.
    Empyreal: That's just what chicks do
    favrerocks: Chicks give me a sad.
    favrerocks: And now it's a chicken!
    Empyreal: aww don't worry, piggies will like you
    favrerocks: :D
    Posted 12 years ago by Empyreal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • favrerocks: But it stares back at me with unblinking eyes when I look at it.Empyreal: That's just what chicks do

    Sadly... in my experience, yes. Yes they do.
    Posted 12 years ago by Delyth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is a great thread. I wish I'd read it sooner. :D
    Posted 12 years ago by Little Miss Giggles Subscriber! | Permalink
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