Jumping up and down on a big red button that looks like the one Walsh gave to Mal in "Out of Gas" (and that Tudyk gave Whedon when Firefly got cancelled.) After a certain prime number of jumps, I would bounce up up up and out, into the unknown Urniverse, and float away until I disappear.
I really think that the red button part is important, because of course it doesn't work, and that will help with the acceptance phase of things.