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[STUPID THING IS CLOSED] Selling my Soul - Certificate of Ownership Included
Title says it all. Bid what little it's worth. Will leave it open for 48 hours from now roughly.
Comes with the following note:
Title: Certificate of FyodorD's Soul Ownership
Body: I hereby certify that I turn over full ownership of my blackened soul on this day, whatever day it is, to whomever happens to be holding this paper. It is yours, do with it what you will.
Fyo
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- Rev, the Biebs was a gift!!
- What if, hypothetically speaking, I had Flavor Flav taxidermied in my basement...clock, shades and all, and a string on his back that when you pull it, he screams YEEEEEEEEEAH BOOOOOOOOOOY
- is it even possible to make 1.5 million in glitch? haha feels like i can't make more than 2k at the moment!
- Per Li'll Missy, her offer is serious, so it stands at 1.5 mill. Well worth it I am sure.
- I'll bid 50k for your leftover body... ;)
- My offer was totally serious, too.
- 1.6M :D
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You could pull a Voldemort, split your soul a few times and sell fragments to multiples.
Though I'm sure fragments would be worth less... or worthless... not sure where the space goes on that one. :) - 1.7 ;)
- hahaha o boy
- I offer mine. It's a little cracked at the edges and pretty much empty in the middle. But it tastes like cotton candy. (and yes I am serious.)
- I do not offer my soul, I may have been outbid!
- 1.75M hehe
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Calamity:
Very Well, Honey Boo Boo is a "gift" !!!
REMIX - Honey Boo Boo - GO GO JUICE - so someone gets your soul for the day? is that a glitch day or a 24 hour earthling day? im thinking of bidding to save you from the ladies.... ..
- hehe...noooooo...forever that is mwhuahaha....and the evidence/paper to put in a nice sdb spot in the tower ☻☻☻
- you can bet what you want - at the end i'm in command! ;)
- oh and in his case i didn't had to pay anything - he's a natural evil... hehe
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1.8 M :D
I will let you take it out and play with it occasionally Atlantis ;) - yeah right ;P 1.9 M
- (off topic: I only came to the forum for some swedish furniture and find instead a soul at 1.9million currants...) :) welcome to Glitch!
- hahaha indeed!
- @Loupin: The soul is permanent, only the auction is temporary. Be warned: it eats a lot and poops on the carpet. Just about all it does really as far as I can tell.
- LOL
- Okay 2M final offer....if you raise Li'll Missy..it is yours!
- Owning someone else's soul sounds like too much work. I have enough trouble keeping track of my own.
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now I feel guilty Atlantis :(
Do you Love it very very very much? -
hahaha Li'll Missy...it is yours if you raise I promise :)
FyodorD and I...well...it IS like Good and Evil (like our party).....like two ppl who somehow are connected (and I don't mean this in a creepy way). He is brilliant. I adore his work and I would never ever bid on things like that if it wasn't for Fyo. BUT I am not the only one who admires him...So...don't feel guilty. It is yours if you raise! - That is sneaky and not fair :(
- Hey, maybe I'll sell my soul. I want an easy 2 mil.
- That is very kind of you Atlantis, and you all sure know how to make me feel like a douchebag. I expected it to top out at about 4k, some wavy gravy and a tube of lotion. I'm tempted to outbid you all and keep the stupid thing. Not to mention that every time the bid goes up, an economist dies and 7 more people think I am an asshole. Hmmm......
- LM, if you want it, I'll add 250k to your previous bid. Which would put you at 2 mil 50k
- 2.1 mil
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3 million
( can i borrow 2 million from someone?) - Ok, so, reserving my right to tweak the auction around as necessary, I am closing it early to my own bid of a bunch of mill from the feat pieces and will assume it cannot be beaten. This thing just got crazy! This was definitely interesting. I will keep the stupid thing for now. But Atlantis, you get some sort of booby prize for the nicest comment.
- Damn...I needed a replacement soul
- I feel so lost without my new soul, I think we had bonded *sniff sniff*
- You guys know Fyo doesn't actually have a soul, right?
- who made the custom note?
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aaawww Li'll Missy...there goes all the extra iMG for all those "followers" who will come to your street to witness the soul of a great Glitch. Too bad, I am sorry. But you did win!!
booby prize..YAY. Can't wait. :D :D
But erm...I don't need a piece of toenail or something ;-) - I will give you a billion currants. I dont have a billion currants. But you do not have a soul. (MWA HA HA)
- I have a soul if anybody is interested. It is a Horcrux sealed inside my conch shell
- LOL ultra!