Make-Up Feat of the epic, The Penyahtewan Assembly
And so it was that the many Glitchen of Ur did one of the most preposterous things ever in the whole history of games (and in the whole history of everything, for that matter). We love you.
The Supermega Goal of this feat was achieved! Participants shared a pool of 999,993 iMG, 1,666,655 mood, and 999,993 energy, according to their contribution. All participants will also receive at least one small piece of petrified rock, which may contain ancient artifacts or other treasure. The top 26 contributors will receive large petrified rocks, contributors ranked 27 to 179 will receive medium petrified rocks, and contributors ranked 180 to 1009 will get two small rocks for their efforts.
Supermega Goal Accomplished: 335,934 Incantation points
Achieved on the 43rd of Bruise, Year 25
After the rambling exploration, the reminiscing & redemption, the calling (or not) to feast, the sparkling & the shining and all the various contesting, the many Glitchen of Ur did gradually start to wander off, often muttering as they went. "This Game," they said — by which of course, they meant, by metaphorical extension, the lives they were leading, the world they inhabited, the rules by which they acted, the whole thing, all together — "is absolutely preposterous." "I agree wholeheartedly!" another would chime in. But there was always that nagging feeling, someone lagging behind, who'd eventually pipe up "Yet, I kind of like it." We all kind of like it. Kind of.