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Sparkla's Shine on the Giants

The Fourth Feat of the epic, The Penyahtewan Assembly

And so it was that the many Glitchen of Ur came together — in dark mines and in bright home streets, in quiet passageways and in giant hoardes — to dump serious boatloads of sparkly into shrines and did duly honor Sparkla.

The Minimum Goal of this feat was achieved! Participants shared a pool of 2,469,154 iMG, 2,469,154 currants, 2,469,154 mood, 2,469,154 energy, and 1,234,577 favor with Zille, according to their contribution. All participants will also receive at least one small piece of petrified rock, which may contain ancient artifacts or other treasure. The top 26 contributors will receive large petrified rocks, contributors ranked 27 to 179 will receive medium petrified rocks, and contributors ranked 180 to 1009 will get two small rocks for their efforts.

Minimum Goal Accomplished: 9,434,634 chunks of sparkly donated

Achieved on the 31st of Bruise, Year 25

1,234,577 sparkly

11,111,117 sparkly

33,333,331 sparkly

The Legend

Sparkla was elderly when she ensured her name would be known throughout history, but she was not frail. She was determined to shine a light inside the minds of the Giants and her ambition was realized with each swing of her trusty Fancy Pick. You see, before Sparkla, the rocks that we now call "Sparkly" were called "Beanfarters' Ore" and, as such, did not attract much of a following. Indeed, no-one knew that they were rich in the shiny element — no-one even knew that there was a shiny element. Until Sparkla came along. While the Assembly members gathered to discuss the various motions before the various councils and debate the "serious" questions of the day, Sparkla's simple desire was to express her gratitude to the Giants for the newly restored world, following Esquibeth's Last Pilgrimage. Because she had never heard them called Beanfarters' Ore, she could more clearly see the true nature of the sparkly rocks that abounded in the newly arranged world of Ur and could see the shine inside of them. And so she alone, despite her advanced years, managed to mine and donate an astounding 1,234,577 chunks of sparkly rock to shrines all over the world. And that is why, today, the special little rock is known as "Sparkly".