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Heebo's Happy Accident

Exercise your mastery of Heebo Gronx's fortuitous discovery and discover all animals anew. Squeeze chickens; massage, milk, and sing to butterflies; pet, nibble, and feed piggies; catch and release salmen; hug, flatter, pinch, insult, and play music blocks for crabs; feed caterpillars, piglets, and chicks until they grow into adults; brush foxes; feed sloths and batterflies; and, finally, pet the heli kitties.

The Supermega Goal of this feat was achieved! Participants shared a pool of 3,999,303 iMG, 3,999,303 currants, 1,333,101 mood, 1,333,101 energy, and 1,333,101 favor with Humbaba, according to their contribution. All participants will also receive at least one small piece of petrified rock, which may contain ancient artifacts or other treasure. The top 26 contributors will receive large petrified rocks, contributors ranked 27 to 179 will receive medium petrified rocks, and contributors ranked 180 to 1009 will get two small rocks for their efforts.

Supermega Goal Accomplished: 1,362,968 animals discovered

Achieved on the 22nd of Bruise, Year 26

7,577 animals

73,999 animals

1,333,101 animals

The Legend

It is only by the most fortunate of happy accidents that the Glitchen and animals of Ur live together so harmoniously. Once, long ago, animals and Glitchen simply co-existed, always aware of the other but never interacting. This changed the day that Heebo Gronx, third cousin twice-removed of Esquibeth's great-great-great grandson Merriman, absentmindedly placed his hand upon a nearby piggy and elicited a quiet yet unmistakable oink of glee. He tentatively petted that piggy again, and then, bolstered by confidence, petted it some more. The piggy wriggled happily, and Heebo was pretty sure he even saw the piggy smile. Heebo suddenly knew what he needed to do: it was up to him to foster mutual understanding and love between the Glitchen and animals. And this is how Heebo Gronx, third cousin twice-removed of Esquibeth's great-great-great grandson Merriman, came to spend the rest of his life roaming Ur with the animals. Heebo learned everything that Glitchen now take for granted with their animal friends; in fact, it is from Heebo's original diaries that all Glitchen now learn about Animal Kinship, Husbandry, Fox Brushing, and Herdkeeping.